This was originally written by Aaron J. Enright, for McSweeney’s Internet Tendency (www.mcsweeneys.net), a site with its own brand of humor (more akin to Frasier and New Yorker than SNL). Some I got, but some left me with “huh?”, but 100% funny. I also decided to add my own terms to this one, feel free to add your own. :D
Access point
Authority control
Broad classification
Closed stacks
Coextensive subject entry
Collocation
Colon classification
Cutter number
Date stamp
Depth indexing
Descriptor
Dewey
EAD header
Exhaustivity
Full entry
Information package
Location device
Main entry
MARC record
Open stacks
Scope note
Subject entry
Subject heading
Surrogate record
Syndetic structure
Technical service
Title entry
Tracing
Union catalog
User file
Vertical file
Warwick framework
Weeding
Work mark
Addenda:
Add-on
Circulation
Compression
Explorer
Hardcopy
Heading
Holdings
Jobber
Open Access
Stemming
Unzipping
Zipping
